Why Jokes

 

Q: Why did the tiger spit out the clown? A: Coz he tasted funny   Q: Why do giraffes have long necks? A: Because their feet stink   Q: Why does a humming bird hum? A: Because it forgot the words   Q Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom

Q: Why did the elephant paint the bottom of his feet yellow? A: So he could hide upside down in the butter Q: How can you tell if an elephant is hiding in the fridge? A: Footprints in the butter   Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work   Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Q: Have you ever found an elephant in your butter? A: No You: Well they must be good at hiding aye!!   Q: Why do gorilla’s have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers   Q: Why is 6 scared of 7? A: Because 7 8 9 (get it? Seven ate Nine!!)

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