What Jokes

 

Q: What can jump higher than a house? A: Anything, house can’t jump   Q: What do you give a pig with a rash? A: Oinkment   Q: What is brown and sticky? A: A stick   Q: What’s the difference between elephants and flea? A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants

Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow? A: A pat on the head   Q: What kind of tie do pigs wear? A: A pigs tie   Q: What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath? A: A smellyphant   Q: What has 4 legs and goes boo? A: A cow with a cold   Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head A: Doug

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost   Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head? A: Douglas   Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack   Q: What do you call a man with rabbits in his trousers? A: Warren

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