Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock Knock Who’s there? Car go Car go Who? Car go beep beep Knock Knock Who’s there? Mister Mister Who? Mister last train Knock Knock Who’s there? My Panther My Panther who? My panther falling down Knock Knock Who’s there? Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Normalee I’d be at school but I got the day off Knock Knock Who’s there? Witches Witches Who? Witches the way home Knock Knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in its cold outside  Knock Knock Who’s there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip for school tomorrow or you will be in trouble Knock Knock Who’s there? Ben Ben who Ben knocking on the door all afternoon

Knock Knock Who’s there? Kenya Kenya Who? Kenya keep the noise down some of us are trying to sleep Knock Knock Who’s there? Cows Cows who? No cows moo Knock Knock Who’s there? Ice cream Ice cream who? Ice cream you scream we all scream for ice cream Knock Knock Who’s there? Shelby Shelby who? Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes Knock Knock Who’s there? Arch Arch who? Bless you Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard Howard Who? Howard I know Knock Knock Who’s there? Red Knock Knock Who’s there? Red Knock Knock Who’s there? Red Knock Knock Who’s there? Red Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say red

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? What are you crying about? Knock Knock Who’s there? Gotta Gotta go who? Gotta go to the toilet Knock Knock Who’s there? Scott Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you  Knock Knock Who’s there? House House who? House it going?  Knock Knock Who’s there? Stop watch Stop watch who? Stop watch you are doing and open the door Knock Knock Who’s there? Radio Radio who? Radio not here I come Knock Knock Who’s there? Celia Celia who? Celia later alligator don’t forget your toilet paper Knock Knock Who’s there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne Wayne go away come back another day

Knock Knock Who’s there? Nanna Nanna Who? Nanna your business Knock Knock Who’s there? Harley Harley Who? Harley see you any more  Knock Knock Who’s there? Waiter Waiter Who? Waiter minute while I tie my shoe Knock Knock Who’s there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? What are you an owl? Knock Knock Who’s there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yoddle Knock Knock Who’s there? Avenue Avenue Who? Avenue heard these jokes before?

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